Ok, so I got sucked in to filling this out...
1. What color are your kitchen plates?
Clear

2. What book are you reading now?
The Republic... Yes, I actually started reading it, and it is amazing.

3. What is on your mouse pad?
www.dell.com

4. Favorite board game?
Monopoly, Otherwise Scrabble against someone with an insane vocabulary.

5. Least favorite smells?
Septic Overflow

6. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
I Can FLY!... -wait...

7. Favorite color:
- blue ^_^ all blue

8. Least favorite color:
All colors are cool

9. How many rings until you answer the phone?
However many it takes to get to/for caller ID to show up. Usually Two

10. Future Child's Name:
I've not a hint of a fleeting thought.

11. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Depends, Vanilla is a safer bet though.

12. Do you like to drive fast?
Are the cops still using those silly inflatables? There is no greater feeling than flying over the water at lethal speeds This summer....

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No, but there is one currently serving as my Ushanka rack in the corner of my room.

14. Do you like thunderstorms?

Ok, so maybe there is a greater feeling than going fast. Going fast in a thunderstorm !

15. What was your first car?
None yet, sure to be something which'll need a lot of fixin'

16. What is your sign?
No Clue

17. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
O yeah... all nourishment is good nourishment.

18. If you could have any job what would it be?
Philosopher

19. If you could have any color hair what would it be?
I'm fine with my hair, thank you.

20. Is the glass half full or half empty?
It's completely full. Unless it's in a vacuum, but that would just be weird.

21. What is your favorite movie?
Far too many

22. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
asdnfuzxdlknew

23. What's under your bed?
Had to ask...
~(stolen) projector
~Hiking staff
~Case of arrows, spare arrow parts, and broadheads
~Hatchet
~One of my 'million candlepower' spotlights
~One of my 18v Ryobi rechargable lights
~Tactical Streamlight Twintask 2L (set to xenon of course) (so it ain't a surefire, still metal)
~Mini AA maglite (sometimes)
~A couple of slings
~Hornbeam cane (I use the term loosely, it's an extremely hard and very heavy three foot stick)
~Kni(f/v)e(s)
~Food and Soda
~Escrima Stick
~A couple (live) cats
~Old Scanner
~Paracord, Turkey feathers, Lighters/Matches, Birch Bark
~Chain, Funnels, Computer Cables, Spare Hard Drive, SA30 Ammo (steel as well), a whole lot of random assorted junk like that.

24. What is your favorite number?
Phi (yes, that is a number)

25. Favorite sports to watch?
Football, Baseball, Hockey

26. Your single biggest intense pain?
Not sure

27. Person most likely to respond?
I'm not sure how to target people.

28. Person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?
Again...

29. Ketchup or mustard?
Both

31. Hamburger or hot dog?
- cheeseburger (from Fudruckers)

32. Favorite season?
There all good, but summer has the OCEAN

33. The best place you have ever been?
Maine

34. What is your screen saver?
Blank... LCD screen, no worries about an image getting burned into a CRT.

35. What is your favorite fast food place?
- nick's roast beef

36. What is your favorite breed of Dog?
- Anything Big

37. Your nicknames?
Not really any

38. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?
Yes

39. What annoys you the most?
Self Perpetuated Ignorance

40. What's your crush's name?
Alex

41. What's your best friend's name?
Hah, I fear that may not be in my best interest.

42. Which celebrity annoys you the most?
Stupid ones who go around impressing their misguided beliefs upon the youth.

43. What type of music do you dislike the most?
It's all good

45. What is currently on your wrist?
burn from some chemicals. It's healing... really...

46. Okay, if you and one other person could be alone on the entire planet, who would you choose?
If no one was coming back, I'd go alone. Maybe think myself into another world

47. Who would you make out with right now?
Haha, I'll refrain from that one on the off chance that peers are reading this.

48. What's one fear you have and one fear you don't?
have: America Becoming Stupid, suffering on behalf of those I care about
don't have: Everything else

49: What is your favorite cartoon?
Family Guy

50. If you could be anywhere in the World at this very moment, where would you be?
New Zealand, Australia, Boston Harbour... Does anyone else have a really strange calling to the plains of Africa?

51. How many stuffed animals do you have?
Never counted, not many though.

52. How many times a day do you fart?
Alright, Who put this one here?

53. How many places (worldwide) have you visited?
- One foreign, A few other states

54. If you had to cut off one body part, which would it be?
Hair, otherwise an ear. If prosthetics get really good, my arm.

55. What you think about your own art?
Eh, not much to think about it.

56. What keeps you sane?
Abstract Thought.

57. How do you want to die?
However, I'm not planning on it anytime soon.

58. What are your opinions about death?
A world collapses. An infinite bank of knowledge is moved into another state of existence, immortalized forever static within the dynamic fabric of our own existence.
Obviously, it would be terrible for someone whom I care about to die, but also someone who had a lot left to contribute to society (be it knowledge, or happiness or whatever).

59. What do you truthfully think about Saki?
What?

60. If you could meet Cole, what would you do?
Who?

61. If you were bi/gay who would be your gay lover?
Egh *gurgle*. Anyone else read that article? There was some gay protest in poland recently which was met with "All of Poland Laughs at You", and polls (no pun intended... ok maybe a little) strongly agree.

62. What is your greatest dream ever ???
Omnisicience

63. If you can have a clone what would you name him/her?
I don't think the world is ready for two of me.

64. Have you ever thought of commiting suicide?
Not about killing myself, but about the idea of suicide in general, yeah.

65. Will the world end in your lifetime?
Does it really matter? The horsemen may be among us, but it changes nothing. Don't worry about it an get on with your life.

66. Do you think that first love never dies?
Only time will tell.

67. Do you like shounen-ai??
Que?

68. Do you read manga?
No thank you.

68. What is your favorite food?
Seafood, Tacos/Mexican Food, Good fake Chinese food, Various deserts. So I have a hard time with desicions!

69. What's one of your most embarasing moments?
I'm not going to say that I haven't been embarassed, but I honestly can't rememember any occasions right now.

70. What will you do if you wake up one day as a man/woman?
Know for a fact that I am insane.

71. What do you like most about yourself?
Not possessed by an innate urge to 'fit in', going hand in hand with an ability to objectify.


My New Question:
72. Has anything ever happened to you which made you sincerely question your sanity or reality?